Looney Toon World of Real Estate.
Monday, May 21, 2007
Read this blog post by The Harper Real Estate Team of Danville, California. It's way too funny. They describe "4 Problematic Real Estate Agents" called "Daffy, Yosemite, Pepe' and Sylvester" who they call wild, whacky and looney when they want your real estate business.
Daffy can only remember the first sentence in a paragraph and wanders off in confusion. The Harper Team suggests distracting Daffy and then shuffling all of his papers.
Yosemite is the real estate agent that blasts into everything with guns blazing. He buries you with BS. The Harper Team suggests never answering Yosemite's questions directly while pretending you have all the time in the world to buy or sell.
Pepe' is the sweet talking agent with more sophistication and charm than you can stand. They suggest to continue asking Pepe' about Pepe' and to keep asking him to repeat himself until he gets so frustrated his fake accent disappears.
Sylvester is always on the hunt for that next sweet deal. The Harper Team suggests delighting yourself by dangling the "morsel of a closed deal" so close that Sylvester begins to drool on himself unconsciously.
Daffy can only remember the first sentence in a paragraph and wanders off in confusion. The Harper Team suggests distracting Daffy and then shuffling all of his papers.
Yosemite is the real estate agent that blasts into everything with guns blazing. He buries you with BS. The Harper Team suggests never answering Yosemite's questions directly while pretending you have all the time in the world to buy or sell.
Pepe' is the sweet talking agent with more sophistication and charm than you can stand. They suggest to continue asking Pepe' about Pepe' and to keep asking him to repeat himself until he gets so frustrated his fake accent disappears.
Sylvester is always on the hunt for that next sweet deal. The Harper Team suggests delighting yourself by dangling the "morsel of a closed deal" so close that Sylvester begins to drool on himself unconsciously.
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